So weve compiled as many pick up lines as we could come up with from nice and classy to funny and witty all the way to down right nasty and kinky and down right vulgar and obscene. if you have any to add feel free to add them in the comments below!
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*Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
*Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
*Are your legs getting tired? Cause you
been running through my mind all day!
*You must be a parking ticket, cause you
got fine written all over you.
*Is that a banana in your pocket or are
you just happy to see me?
*Excuse me im cold, can i use your legs
as earmuffs?
*Ever caught a rabbit by the ears?
*Theres something wrong with my phone,
it doesnt have your number in it!
*I cant find my phone, will you call it for
me?
*If i said you have a nice body, would you
hold it against me?
*Are you from tennesse? Cause your the
only ten i see!
*Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
*Ill just call you google, cause your
everything i been searchring for!
*Your under arrest, turns out its a crime
to look that good!
*Does anybody got wifi in here? Cause im
definately feeling a connection!
*Do you believe in love at first sight or
should i walk by again?
*If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas would you let me visit you in between?
*So you wanna come over to myspace and google my yahoo til i twitter all over your facebook?
*So, do you come here often?
*Was your dad a farmer, cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
* What has 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER.
* A snake just bit my penis. Could you be so kind as to suck out the venom?
* Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
* Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
* Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
* Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
* Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
* You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
* You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
* You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
* You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
* Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?
* What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
* Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
*Those are the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.
*Use your index finger to call her over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
* Stop. Drop. and Roll baby, 'cause you're on fire!
*Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
* Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
* Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
* Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
*Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
*If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
*I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
*If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
